An Asian On A Mission: DENVER -> ALOHA →
hawaiiyouaremybitch: So here I am, on the plane to Hawaii. I was in Denver for a fucking cold second (although it was warmer than Pennsylvania – go figure), and now, some hours later, I’m on a plane. My tailbone hurts (ha, that’s what she said, etc. Let’s get that shit out of the way), I just watched Eat, Pray, Love…
rhmodica: “My butt hole is on a strict diet of only 2 tiny pinkies twice a week” A+
Hawaii until the 9th! SEE YA.
hawaiiyouaremybitch: My Bucket List for Hawaii (besides pictures of peace signs): Punch a whale in the face Inject pineapple juice into my veins Get hella dark Drink enough coffee that my teeth stain See a double rainbow (Crying because of it optional)
I know that I’ve posted this before, but...
when parents ask who you're texting.
collegekids: diamondsonweed: HA!
Drumming Song (Seiji Remix) - Florence + the...
HI ALL. DO YOU USE GCHAT/GMAIL TALK? WANNA GIVE ME...
In conclusion, I don’t wanna pack. I hate packing.
hawaiiyouaremybitch: It’s on, motherfuckers. So I’ve been packing for this adventure tonight and last night — and believe me, I hate packing and thus, I probably could break the record for slowest packer — and I realized this, “Well shit, I’m an overpacker. Lord knows that half of this shit that I’m bringing is just going to stay in my suitcase. What am I thinking?” And then I remembered my...
87daysbefore: celebrating christmas the jew way a present to all my fucking followers gurl i luv u. But seriously, this is how my day went, too….minus the Chinese food takeout. I’m Chinese, so that shit was on my table when it was supposed to be.