December 2010
An Asian On A Mission: DENVER -> ALOHA →
hawaiiyouaremybitch:
So here I am, on the plane to Hawaii. I was in Denver for a fucking cold second (although it was warmer than Pennsylvania – go figure), and now, some hours later, I’m on a plane. My tailbone hurts (ha, that’s what she said, etc. Let’s get that shit out of the way), I just watched Eat, Pray, Love…
Watchrhmodica:
“My butt hole is on a strict diet of only 2 tiny pinkies twice a week”
A+
Hawaii until the 9th! SEE YA.
hawaiiyouaremybitch:
My Bucket List for Hawaii (besides pictures of peace signs):
Punch a whale in the face
Inject pineapple juice into my veins
Get hella dark
Drink enough coffee that my teeth stain
See a double rainbow (Crying because of it optional)
I know that I’ve posted this before, but...
when parents ask who you're texting.
collegekids:
diamondsonweed:
HA!
Drumming Song (Seiji Remix) - Florence + the...
HI ALL. DO YOU USE GCHAT/GMAIL TALK? WANNA GIVE ME...
In conclusion, I don’t wanna pack. I hate packing.
Watchhawaiiyouaremybitch:
It’s on, motherfuckers.
So I’ve been packing for this adventure tonight and last night — and believe me, I hate packing and thus, I probably could break the record for slowest packer — and I realized this, “Well shit, I’m an overpacker. Lord knows that half of this shit that I’m bringing is just going to stay in my suitcase. What am I thinking?”
And then I remembered my...
Watch87daysbefore:
celebrating christmas the jew way
a present to all my fucking followers
gurl i luv u.
But seriously, this is how my day went, too….minus the Chinese food takeout. I’m Chinese, so that shit was on my table when it was supposed to be.
